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A fawn with a hornet? Bambee.

A canary with a mole? A miner bird.

A banana with a red silk dress? A pink slip.

A chicken with a bell? An alarm cluck.

A duck with a steamroller? A flat duck.

An Eskimo with a pig? A polar boar.

A spider with a rabbit? A hare net.

A ham with a karate expert? Pork chops.

An owl with a goat? A hootenanny.

A termite with a house? An exterminator.

A parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.

A hummingbird with a doorbell? A humdinger.

A gorilla and a sheep? A very nice wool coat, except the sleeves are too long.

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