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The Little Turtle

Sat, 26 Nov 2005 05:20:00 GMT

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.

After

How to Prepare for a New Cat

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 05:28:00 GMT

1. Take cold chicken and stars soup straight from the can and splash it across the carpet and the foot of the bed and then walk in it in the dark with your socks on.

2. Set up

Does Your Cat Have A Problem . . .

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:25:00 GMT

You can tell if your cat has a problem by asking yourself the following questions:
1) Does your cat sleep 22 hours a day, and then spend the other two hours in non-stop eating?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie:

If Cats Wore Tee-shirts . . .

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 04:27:00 GMT

. . .here's what they would say . . .

Purrrrfection Cannot Be Improved

If you don't like my attitude, you should see my owner!