Groaners

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:23:00 GMT

Aspirin goes a long way back. I read in the Bible the other day that Moses took two tablets.

I bought a book about centipedes. It was mostly footnotes.

Health vs. Wealth . . .

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:25:00 GMT

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament.

"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 millio

Revenge of the Seed Spitters

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:20:00 GMT

There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up wi

Singing Telegram

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:19:00 GMT

It was the morning of Ralph's birthday and there was a knock on the door. "Telegram!"

Filled with excitement, Ralph opened the door and asked the messenger boy standing before

I don't wanna . . .

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 05:23:00 GMT

I don't wanna do the dishes
I don't wanna do the wash
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!!

I don't wanna rattle pots
I don'

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Groaners

Health vs. Wealth . . .

Revenge of the Seed Spitters

Singing Telegram

I don't wanna . . .