Crosswalk.com en-us Sunday, May 18, 2008 Sunday, May 18, 2008 rss.aspx support@crosswalk.com support@crosswalk.com http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/crosswalkredesign/images/display/crosswalk_logo_blue_tiny.gif http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/holiday/ http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/holiday/1365110/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?"&#160;&#160;</font></p> <p><font fac Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:23:00 GMT 1365110 http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/holiday/1365111/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">The turkey shot out of the oven<br /> and rocketed into the air,<br /> it knocked every plate off the table<br /> and partly demolished a chair.</font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">It ricocheted into a corner Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:23:00 GMT 1365111 http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/holiday/1365113/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. "Please let me in," says the man, "I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."</fon Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:23:00 GMT 1365113 http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/holiday/1364437/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Searching through row upon row of Christmas trees, my wife Leslie and I picked one we liked. Then I noticed the one being held by a woman nearby "the" perfect tree. I watched as she carried it around the lot and couldn't Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:20:00 GMT 1364437 http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/holiday/1321651/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.</font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">9. It would be ashame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.</font></p> <p><font face= Fri, 01 Apr 2005 04:20:00 GMT 1321651