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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;Spotted in a toilet of a London office:&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;In a Laundromat:&lt;br /&gt;
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES W</description>
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      <title>All About Investments</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;BOND: What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf</description>
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&lt;p&gt;Baloney: Where some hemlines fall.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Control: A short, ugly inmate.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Counterfeiters: </description>
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