Crosswalk.com en-us Thursday, July 24, 2008 Thursday, July 24, 2008 rss.aspx support@crosswalk.com support@crosswalk.com http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/crosswalkredesign/images/display/crosswalk_logo_blue_tiny.gif http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/language/ http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/language/1365341/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Spotted in a toilet of a London office:<br /> TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.</font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">In a Laundromat:<br /> AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES W Sat, 26 Nov 2005 05:20:00 GMT 1365341 http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/language/1359856/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50.</font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">BOND: What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf Mon, 31 Oct 2005 04:27:00 GMT 1359856 http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/language/1358256/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communic Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:22:00 GMT 1358256 http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/language/1357621/ <p>(Thinking required.)</p> <p>Arbitrator: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.</p> <p>Baloney: Where some hemlines fall.</p> <p>Burglarize: What crooks see with.</p> <p>Control: A short, ugly inmate.</p> <p>Counterfeiters: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:22:00 GMT 1357621 http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/language/1357158/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Synthetic natural gas</font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Passive aggression</font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Taped live</font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Clearly misunderstood</font></p> Tue, 18 Oct 2005 04:25:00 GMT 1357158