What The Doctor Really Means

Sat, 26 Nov 2005 05:20:00 GMT

"Well, what have we here...?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.

"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?"
I'm stalling for time.

Major Surgery

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:24:00 GMT

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in for coronary surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, yo

Going Under the Knife

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 04:20:00 GMT

I hate the idea of going under the knife. So I was very upset when the doctor told me I needed a tonsillectomy.

Later, the nurse and I were filling out the admissio

Plumber's Bill

Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:22:00 GMT

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called the plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, repaired the pipe, and handed the doctor a bill for six hundred dollars.

The d

Wedding Reception Toast

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 04:25:00 GMT

Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper.

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What The Doctor Really Means

Major Surgery

Going Under the Knife

Plumber's Bill

Wedding Reception Toast