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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;Plate:&amp;#160;&amp;#160; ICNCYDU&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;Plate:&amp;#160;&amp;#160; CYIMBRK&lt;br /&gt;
Meaning: See Why I'm broke, found on a cherry 95 ford 3/4 t</description>
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      <title>Some great sayings. . . .</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;Blessed are the cheesemakers for they shall get their whey.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;Daytime TV is incentive to get a job.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;Monday's special: two Valiums with</description>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;Q.&amp;#160; What do TV reporters wear under their pants?&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been </description>
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;A good thing to exercise when you're putting on weight is restraint.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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