Crosswalk.com en-us Tuesday, November 24, 2009 Tuesday, November 24, 2009 rss.aspx support@crosswalk.com support@crosswalk.com http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/crosswalkredesign/images/display/crosswalk_logo_blue_tiny.gif http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/one-liners/ http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/one-liners/1351806/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Plate:&#160;&#160; ICNCYDU<br /> Meaning: I see inside you, a radiologist's plate</font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Plate:&#160;&#160; CYIMBRK<br /> Meaning: See Why I'm broke, found on a cherry 95 ford 3/4 t Sat, 17 Sep 2005 04:20:00 GMT 1351806 http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/one-liners/1349802/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Blessed are the cheesemakers for they shall get their whey.</font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Daytime TV is incentive to get a job.</font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Monday's special: two Valiums with Wed, 07 Sep 2005 04:20:00 GMT 1349802 http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/one-liners/1347353/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Q.&#160; What do TV reporters wear under their pants?<br /> A.&#160; News briefs!</font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">Q.&#160; What do you get if you cross an electrician and an athlete?<br /> A.&#160; A shock Wed, 24 Aug 2005 04:21:00 GMT 1347353 http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/one-liners/1347352/ <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.</font></p> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS">I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been Wed, 24 Aug 2005 04:20:00 GMT 1347352 http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/one-liners/1345635/ <ul> <li> <div><font face="Comic Sans MS">A good thing to exercise when you're putting on weight is restraint.</font></div> </li> <li> <div><font face="Comic Sans MS">Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare.</font></div> Sun, 14 Aug 2005 04:17:00 GMT 1345635