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Raining in the Woods

Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:20:00 GMT

Two young guys were at a party in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of thunder and rain. The two ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up. They ju

It's A Shortage

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 05:25:00 GMT

An attendant on a cross-country flight nervously announced:

"I don't know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners."

When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyone who

True Floridians. . .

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 05:23:00 GMT

You won't pull off the road just to look at an alligator.
You realize that the only reason for Georgia's existence is to provide extra billboard space for advertising Florida.
You understand the utter futil

Get Happy!

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 04:27:00 GMT

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony. Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "

New Jersey Driving Tips

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 04:27:00 GMT

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New Jersey driver never uses them.

2. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in f