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My New Age Translation of the Lord's Prayer

After yesterday's The Church of Evolutionary Karmic Auras--and More!, I tried to imagine what prayers in a New Age church might sound like. So then I figured maybe like this:

Our genderless spirit counselor,
who art in everything,
honored be thy many names.
Thy new age come,
thy will be manifested,
on this and all cosmic planes.
Break with us our daily gluten-free unleavened bread,
and forgive us our bad karma, as we forgive those who project their bad karma onto us.
Lead us not into negative vibrations,
but deliver us from organized religion.
For ours is the coming cosmic unity, the power, and the glory, for ever and ever.

Connected post: yesterday's  The Church of Evolutionary Karmic Auras--and More!


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