My ever-hilarious friend Steve MacDonald (he's the Evangelism Books editor for Christianbook.com; I met him when he interviewed me here) sent me an email this morning with the cryptic subject line: "Now they're in Germany"--and this link.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Once you've locked all your doors and windows, comment here.
(If you've no idea why I personally might be interested in where/when squirrels are attacking people, check out my multi-postings saga which began on May 7 with Attack of the Killer Squirrels.)