This is:

A. What Hillary Clinton looks like in Barack Obama's dreams

B. Batman in his much, much later years

C. The love child of E. T. and Liza Minnelli

D. The pet mouse of Barry Bonds

E. Me, suffering God's punishment for making jokes at the expense of others

F. Satan's little bundle of joy, Beelzebubby

G. An Aye-aye, the world's largest nocturnal primate, native to Madagascar

 

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