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DAFFYNITIONS

(Thinking required.)

Arbitrator: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Baloney: Where some hemlines fall.

Burglarize: What crooks see with.

Control: A short, ugly inmate.

Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse: What a barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Paradox: Two physicians.

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.

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