Embellished, Sexed-Up Beowulf Falls Flat

I liked Beowulf because it became clear at the end that praying to the “new Roman God, Christ Jesus,” was the only way to defeat the evil monster queen. It was futile for a hero to kill the monsters she spawned if he was unable to resist her temptations. Otherwise the land would be cursed with a recurring cycle of monsters and seductions.
A solid 'guy' movie, Beowulf is added to the list of first aid treatments for chic flick exposure.

I only think one thing; as always, why do "Christians" view to review such films? Why are reviews of films like this posted on a Christian website? And why on earth would a film with such violence and nudity be rated PG-13? Almost all the films I see reviewed have either an R or PG rating. This is mind-boggling to me. So long as the public, especially Christians, continue to patronize such trash, why would Hollywood have any incentive to change their mode of filming? I wonder whenever I read these things: what would they do if Jesus walked in and stood right beside them during the viewing of these awful movies?
Remember, He is ALWAYS here and sees everything we see.
Erlene

Ok, now for a REAL review.

I would like to tell anyone who cares that this movie is AMAZING. Downright jaw-dropping. Don't get popcorn for this one folks. I know that had I chosen to purchase concessions for this movie, they would have been all over the people in front of, behind, and next to me by 20-30 minutes into the movie! I'm being completely serious.

Any questions, concerns, or bad feelings you have about this movie need to be quelled right now. I implore you to purchase a ticket and become a part of history.

There are countless reasons why this is the best movie I have ever seen. I'm not going to list them all here. I simply believe that too many people are wary of this film, as I was.

In short, this movie is to our generation what Star Wars was to previous generations. I am dead serious folks. This is nothing short of cinematic history and you have the opportunity to be a part of that.

Do not let some ungrateful hater of American cinema take that from you.