Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants. 

As I was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young Asian couple turned to me and said, "You mean we should wrap the baby like an egg roll?"

"Yes," I replied, "That is a good analogy."

"I don't know how to make egg rolls,"  another mother said anxiously. 

"Can I wrap my baby like a burrito?"

 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

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*Eye Laugh*

“Nursery Escape”