My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store. 

Madisongot tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders.  As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair.  Although he asked her to stop several times, she kept on. 

Getting annoyed, he scolded, "Madison!  Stop that!"

"But, Daddy," she replied, "I'm just trying to get my gum back."


*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*


*Eye Laugh*

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