A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing.  While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.

He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman walked by. 

Doing a double take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, "Just how long have you been waiting?"

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

 

*Eye Laugh*

“Supply Smuggling”