A man was on a long walk in the country.  He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink. 

The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire.  There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention.   The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. 

The housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly.  That's his bowl you're using."

 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

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*Eye Laugh*

“Bird Dream”