Floridato Be Re-admitted to Union

Plague of Spotted Owls Threaten Crops, Livestock

TexasExecutes Last Remaining Citizen

BaltimoreRams Defeat St. Louis Ravens

Upcoming NFL Draft Likely to Focus On Mutants

Younger Generation's Music Provokes Outrage of Elders

D.C. Zoo to Receive Rare Cow

Authentic Year 2000 Chad Sells For $6.9 Million at Sotheby's

Court Clears AOLTimeWarnerGE-DisneyCiscoFordRJR-NabiscoExxon-Mobil of Monopoly Charges

50-Year Study: Diet and Exercise Key to Weight Loss

Baby Conceived Naturally

Cal Ripken Jr. Reduced to DH Role


*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*



*Eye Laugh*

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