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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

  • 2011 12 Dec
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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead!  Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants.  .  .  .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!  Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!  Can I?  Can I? Huh?  Huh?  Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it..  You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it?  I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving.  Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb?  Light bulb?  That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

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*Eye Laugh*

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