After trying to for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled,

"GET THIS ROOM CLEAN NOW, BEFORE I HAVE A COW!!!"

My youngest daughter (3 years old) looked at me with a very puzzled expression and said,

"You mean you're going to get rid of us and have a cow instead?"

 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh

 

*Eye Laugh*

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