I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers.

One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last.

She told me she had mellowed a lot over the years:

"When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance.

When your youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of his allowance."

 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

http://www.cybersalt.org/entertainment

 

*Eye Laugh*

“Vulture Catch”