Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. 

"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"

 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

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*Eye Laugh*

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