Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty received a call from a man who asked how Mr.  Norton was doing.

"Oh, quite well.  We expect he'll be released in the morning."

"Very good, thank you."

"May I ask who is calling so that I can tell Mr. Norton?" inquired the nurse.

"This IS Mr. Norton.  The doctors don't tell me anything!"

 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh

 

*Eye Laugh*

“Shock and Awe”