A woman walking down a residential street, noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.  She called out to him as she passed. 

"Hello there!  I couldn't help but notice how happy you look.  What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he replied.  "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat nothing but fast food, and never exercise."

"Wow!" The woman was amazed.  "How old are you?" she asked.

"Twenty-six," he replied.


*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*



*Eye Laugh*

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