The following is an ad from a newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

For sale: R.  D.  Jones has one sewing machine for sale.  Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M..  and ask for Mrs.  Kelly who lives with him cheap.

Notice: We regret having erred In R.  D.  Jones' ad yesterday.  It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap.  Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs.  Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.M."

Notice: R.  D.  Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday.  The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale -- R.  D.  Jones has one sewing machine for sale.  Cheap.  Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.  and ask for Mrs.  Kelly who loves with him."

Notice: I, R.  D.  Jones, have no sewing machine for sale.  I intentionally broke it.  Don't call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected.  I have not been carrying on with Mrs.  Kelly.  Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she has now quit.


*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*


*Eye Laugh*

“Road Rage”