Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus. 

One evening my brother came home exhausted from a long day at work. 

"Did you read the paper?" he asked. 

"I'm not going in to work tomorrow.  I'm calling in fat."

 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

http://www.cybersalt.org/entertainment

 

*Eye Laugh*

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