A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. 

"Doc, there's something wrong with me.  Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a piece of aluminum foil that's wrapped around an acorn, I get a strange tingle in my big toe.  Can you tell me what the problem is?"

"Sure!" The doctor said. 

"You have way too much time on your hands!"

 

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*

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*Eye Laugh*

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