No, that’s not Jamie Lynn Spears talking. That’s 16-year-old Kristen Brown, speaking earlier this month to a CBS News reporter in search of a typical teen. Yes, the cultural minefield of abstinence education is back in the news, thanks not only to Miss Spears but to the latest report from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

According to the CDC, the nation’s teen birth rate rose in 2006 for the first time since 1991. Among girls 15 to 19, the rate went from 40.5 births per 1,000 females in 2005 to 41.9 births a year later. It wasn’t completely unexpected -- the decline in the teen birth rate had been slowing for a while -- but the reversal, obviously, was an unwelcome development.

Unwelcome, that is, to everyone but the “just give teens contraception” lobby. These folks were quick to tout the CDC report as proof that teaching teens to refrain from sex is a waste of time.

“Congress should … immediately stop funding for dangerous abstinence-only programs that deny young people information about how to prevent pregnancy, protect their health and make responsible decisions,” said Cecile Richards, president of Planned Parenthood Federation of America. “It’s time to put money toward real solutions that will help prevent unintended pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections among teenagers.”

Her so-called “solutions”? Birth-control pills. Condoms. Diaphragms. All of which send an unmistakable message to teens: “You have no self-control, and we don’t expect you to. We know you’re going to ‘do it,’ so just make sure you’re ‘safe’ when you do.”

Never mind helping teens learn the skills they need to say “no.” Forget the guys who may be willing to avoid sex -- they’ll have no excuse when the “cool” kids tease them. And the girls who would like help saying “no” when their boyfriends pressure them? Sorry, they’re on their own. Some “solutions”!

It’s ironic, too, to see the condom crowd jump on the uptick in the teen birth rate to bad-mouth abstinence education. After all, they had their way for years before true abstinence programs became widespread, and the teen birth rate kept climbing. By their logic, doesn’t this prove that “comprehensive sex ed” doesn’t work?

In fact, plenty of reliable studies demonstrate that abstinence education does work. Check out familyfacts.org and search for “abstinence.” One study, published in the journal Adolescent and Family Health and based on data from National Vital Statistics Records, the National Survey of Family Growth, and the Alan Guttmacher Institute (formerly the research arm of Planned Parenthood and no friend of abstinence education), notes that: