The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:

"I was on a plane last week, from Chicago to California, when we ran into some very severe turbulence.

As it got worse, the passengers became more and more alarmed,  and even the flight attendants began to look concerned.  Finally, one of them noticed that I had 'Rev.' in front of  my name on the passenger list, came over to me, and said,  'Sir, this is really frightening. Do you suppose you could,  I don't know...do something religious?'"

"So I took up a collection."