12 Things a Pastor Should Never Ask a Church Member
I’m thinking of one-on-one conversations in which a pastor might ask this of the church member… Not a good idea. Do not ask the following questions:
1. How did you vote on that issue?
2. Are you a Democrat or Republican?
3. Will you support my political candidate?
4. Why did you not support me in that project I was pushing?
5. Have you ever committed adultery (or any number of other things)?
6. Would you give me money? Would you lend me money?
7. How much money do you make? How much do you give?
8. If I will preach this sermon you’ve been asking for, will you do (something) for me?
9. Have you ever seen my wife with another man? (or any of a thousand variations on that)
10. Do you think I’m handsome? If we were not married, would you be interested in me? (or anything equally horrendous)
11. What do you think are my best assets? My strongest points? (The variations are endless: What do you like best about me? or even “How do you feel about me?”)
12. What did (someone) say about me? (Believe me, pastor, you do not ever want to know what others are saying about you!! So, please do not ask.)
Is this a foolish exercise, suggesting that pastors not do something so blatantly offensive? To those who think it is, I wish you could read my mail.
The most recent letter–it arrived this morning–told of a minister saying to a new member, “You are so beautiful I wish I were not married!”
Here is a prayer that works perfectly for those of us prone to going verbally where no one in his right-thinking mind should venture…
“Set a guard, O Lord, over my mouth; keep watch over the door of my lips” (Psalm 141:3). And this: “Let the words of my mouth and the meditations of my heart be acceptable in Thy sight, O Lord, my Rock and my Redeemer” (Psalm 19:14).
If you are as prone to mis-speaking as I am, you will want to join me in praying this daily. God help us all to let our speech be pure and our hearts likewise, and to work only to bless those in our charge, and never ever to use or manipulate them.
Publicationd date: September 2, 2015
Joe McKeever has been a disciple of Jesus Christ more than 65 years, been preaching the gospel more than 55 years, and has been writing and cartooning for Christian publications more than 45 years. He blogs at www.joemckeever.com.