John Shore Christian Blog and Commentary

A Prayer for Turkey and Syria After the Devastating Earthquake

It's Like Church. But Different.

Hey, guys. Man, it is seriously storming here in San Diego. Fifty different power outages throughout the county, flooded streets, mud slides, downed trees, 60 mph winds, extreme lightning and thunder storms. Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together .... . Really, it's just mass hysteria.

No, but at noon today the barometric pressure at San Diego International Airport dropped to 29.19 inches of mercury, which is the lowest pressure reading ever recorded in San Diego. (The lower the air pressure, the greater the chance of severe weather.) So it looks like we'll have at least one more day of what so far has been a nonstop three-day storm.

"It will be a long period of really bad weather," said National Weather Service meteorologist Noel Isla, whom, if I had to guess based just on that quote, gets paid too much.

Speaking of being mean to people I don't know, check out this sign, which is on the outside of a quaint, white ... church-type building in downtown Encinitas, CA., the lovely little coastal town in which my wife works. Encinitas is the New Age capital of the universe; just about every other downtown area business is a an aura repair place, or a harmonic balance restorer, or chakra adjustment center. Crystal Buffing While-U-Wait. Drive-through cosmic tuning. All that sort of thing. It's pretty amazing.

So the Chapel of Awareness Spiritual Church is definitely right at home in downtown Encinitas. (If you can't read the text at the bottom of the top part of the window, it says, "LEARN ABOUT KARMA, AURAS, HEALING, EVOLUTION  & MORE." Evolution! And more! Could I make this up?)

Now, to be clear: I know a lot of deeply compassionate, thoughtful, intellectually disciplined, highly moral New Agers. My best friend, actually, is a Universal Unitarian, and you can't get any New Agier than that if you changed your name to Guru Hummakosmictuneinyerpants. My reason for showing the sign is just to share it with people who might live in normal parts of the country, and to note how stuck the people who run this place are/were with the word "church."

I figure they couldn't have wanted to use that word, right? Because it so instantly connotes Christianity. But what other word could they use? What were they going to call their place, Chapel of Awareness Spiritual Place? Chapel of Awareness Spiritual Building That Looks Just Like a Regular Church But Isn't?

Oh, wait. Duh. Center.

Why didn't they call it Chapel of Awareness Spiritual Center? Why did they use the word church?

Ah. I just went to look at their website (!), and there discovered that they're a "California Non-Profit Religious and Educational Corporation."

Which I think clears up the mystery of why they'd want to be known as a "church." And also why they make a point of how they teach evolution---which seemed super-weird.


Well: America! You gotta love it. Or at least try not to let it drive you too crazy.

Related piece o' mine: ASS Syndrome: The Problem With New Age Religion

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