As of this precise moment, 99 people have joined my Facebook Fan Page---99 people who've been willing to step forward, and boldly proclaim to all who for some reason happen to see that page that yes---yes!---they have no particular reason not to claim that they're not especially repelled by my writing.
♥ 99 fans of my blog on my page; 99 fans of my blog; you take one down, pass him around; he wakes up and pounds you right into a fog. ♥
So, the point is: If you act now, and become my 100th Facebook Fan, I will send you a free book, inscribed with "Thanks for being my 100th Facebook Fan!" and autographed by none other than my next door neighbor, Brian, who is an actual Hollywood stunt car driver! If come the time, however, Brian is off wearing sunglasses while expressionlessly parking cars at warp speed, I will sign the book myself.
Act now! Click here! Postage is on me! I excel at stampage!
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