Elephant Quick Takes
- Thursday, March 04, 2004
Q: Where do you find elephants?
A: It depends on where you lost them.
Q: Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?
A: Because the white ones get dirty too fast.
Q: Why do elephants live in herds?
A: To get a wholesale reduction on the blue tennis shoes.
Q: Why do elephants float on their backs?
A: So they don't get their tennis shoes wet.
Q: How many elephants can you fit in a taxi?
A: Four. (One next to the driver and 3 in back)
Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a taxi?
A: None, it's full of elephants.
Q: What sport do elephants play in a taxi?
Q: How do you know when an elephant is visiting your house?
A: There's a taxi outside with three elephants in it.
Q: How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?
A: Open door, put elephant in, close door.
Q: How do you put a giraffe into refrigerator?
A: Open door, get elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Q: How can you tell when there's been an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: Footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell when there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: Blue tennis shoes are left outside.
Q: How can you tell when there are two elephants in you refrigerator?
A: It's rather hard to close the door.
Q: How can you tell when there've been four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There's a taxi waiting outside.
Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
A: Fridge is not large enough to hold them all.
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