1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
  3. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  4. No, my powers can only be used for good.
  5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
  6. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
  7. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  8. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
  9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
  11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
  12. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
  13. How about never? Is never good for you?
  14. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
  15. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
  16. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
  17. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
  18. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
  19. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
  20. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.