A wife was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where her husband was stationed in the military.

As she checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked her the standard security questions.

"Has anyone given you any packages that you didn't pack yourself?" he asked.

She told him that her mother-in-law had given her a parcel to take to her son.

He looked at her very carefully and asked:

"Does she like you?". . .