- Sunday, January 18, 2004
Q) How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs.
Q) Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkly?
A) Because, if it was small, white and smooth would be an Aspirin.
Q) What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A) Anything you want, it can't hear you.
Q) Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A) So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.
Q) Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
A) No? Well, it must work then!
Q) What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A) Nothing, Silly! Everyone knows that peanuts can't talk.
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