Everything You Need to Know About Cats! (Well, Almost.)
- Sunday, December 07, 2003
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
A duck filled fatty puss!
What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath.
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do cat actors say on stage?
Tabby or not tabby!
What do you call a cat who does tricks?
A magic kit
What kind of work does a weak cat do?
Light mouse work
Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
Because she wanted to mail a litter
Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum
What kind of cars do cats drive?
Why did the cat walk in the desert and think he was at the North Pole?
Because he looked down and saw Sandy Claws
What does a cat get from watching too many Mickey Mouse films?
Where did the first cats live?
Purr-sia and Paw-tugal
What do you get if you cross a budgie with a cat?
A peeping Tom
Hear about the cat who was a tennis fan?
He had two brothers in the same racket.
Hear about the cat called Ben Hur?
They called it Ben for two months until it had four kittens.
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