Some scientists decided to conduct a test to see if dogs really become like their owners over time.

They placed a female mathematician's dog in a room with a pile of bones and closed the door. When they returned, the dog had arranged the bones in a way that spelled out the square root of pi.

Then they did the same thing with a dog that belonged to a female rocket scientist. When they came back half an hour later, they found the bones arranged to spell out E=MC(2).

Then they brought in the dog of a male Management Supervisor. Half an hour later, they opened the door. The bones were all over the room, and the dog was trying to talk the other two dogs into gathering them up and bringing them to him.