Invisibath -- The power to disappear at the first sound of bath water

Skeetvision -- The ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes to blast that darn Frisbee out of the sky

SquirrelFreeze AnalTelepathy/ButtSniffery -- Two powers which when combined allow one to smell another dog's back side without actually having to get up and move around.

John-O-Matic -- Turns any toilet bowl into a crystal punch bowl by sheer force of will.

VacuCalm -- Utter self control whenever the vacuum cleaner is turned on.

GucciTract -- An invincible digestive system that sustains itself entirely on designer shoes.

King Fido's Touch -- Everything you touch turns into a milkbone.

DoberMorph -- Ability to change into a Doberman anytime someone rolls up a newspaper.