Super Powers Most Coveted by Dogs. . .
Invisibath -- The power to disappear at the first sound of bath water
Skeetvision -- The ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes to blast that darn Frisbee out of the sky
SquirrelFreeze AnalTelepathy/ButtSniffery -- Two powers which when combined allow one to smell another dog's back side without actually having to get up and move around.
John-O-Matic -- Turns any toilet bowl into a crystal punch bowl by sheer force of will.
VacuCalm -- Utter self control whenever the vacuum cleaner is turned on.
GucciTract -- An invincible digestive system that sustains itself entirely on designer shoes.
King Fido's Touch -- Everything you touch turns into a milkbone.
DoberMorph -- Ability to change into a Doberman anytime someone rolls up a newspaper.
Originally published October 03, 2005.
