Bumper Stickers . . .
Published May 18, 2003

I don't question your existence - GOD
Next time you think you're perfect...
..try walking on water.
Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
Come the rapture can I have your car?
If God didn't want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat?
Jesus. Don't leave earth without him.
Eve was framed.
Originally published May 19, 2003.