Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.