BUMPER STICKERS - updated
- Thursday, November 14, 2002
If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off!
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Drive defensively - buy a tank.
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
On the back of an old pickup: If this truck was a horse, I'd have to shoot it.
If you can read this, you are in phaser range.
Get in - buckle up - pipe down - and hold on!
Support your State Troopers - Drive really fast.
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