~ Stupidity got us into this mess... So why can't it get us out?

~ People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

~ Indecision! It's the key to flexibility.

~ Think about it! In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

~ I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.

~ Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

~ My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

~ I am having an out of money experience.

~ I plan on living forever... So far, so good.

~ Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.

~ I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

~ If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

~ I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.

~ Everyone has a photographic memory... Some don't have film.

~ Save the whales. Collect the whole set!

~ On the other hand, you have different fingers.

~ Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?