~ Stupidity got us into this mess... So why can't it get us out?
~ People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
~ Indecision! It's the key to flexibility.
~ Think about it! In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
~ I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
~ Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
~ My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
~ I am having an out of money experience.
~ I plan on living forever... So far, so good.
~ Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.
~ I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
~ If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
~ I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
~ Everyone has a photographic memory... Some don't have film.
~ Save the whales. Collect the whole set!
~ On the other hand, you have different fingers.
~ Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
