Stupidity got us into this mess...
~ Stupidity got us into this mess... So why can't it get us out? ~ People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. ~ Indecision! It's the key to flexibility. ~ Think about it! In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. ~ I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it. ~ Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. ~ My inferiority complex is not as good as yours. ~ I am having an out of money experience. ~ I plan on living forever... So far, so good. ~ Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths. ~ I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. ~ If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. ~ I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving. ~ Everyone has a photographic memory... Some don't have film. ~ Save the whales. Collect the whole set! ~ On the other hand, you have different fingers. ~ Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
