How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...

What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

What did the grape say to the raisin?
'Tis the season to be jelly.

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues.

What do penguins ride?
Ice-Cycles.

What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
Snow mobile.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Krispy Kringle