Drive

On vacation in England, my husband and I went to the village inn for the house speciality: Fish and chips.
In honor of a computer-programmer convention the inn was hosting, the innkeeper rewrote his menu to read: Fish 'n' microchips.
Not to be outdone, the travel agent next door posted advertisements for two tours--one a trip to a honey farm, the other a trip to the coast. He labeled them as "B Drive" and "C Drive."
Originally published August 23, 2004.