HARD DRIVE- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer..
KEYBOARD- Place to hang your truck keys..
WINDOW- Place in the truck to hang your guns..
FLOPPY- When you run out of Polygrip..
MODEM- How you got rid of your dandelions..
ROM- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola..
REBOOT- What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff..
NETWORK- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line..
MOUSE- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your bottle in order to get a free case..
LAN- To borrow as in, Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck..
CURSOR- What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend..
BIT- A wager as in, I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways..
DIGITAL CONTROL- What yore fingers do on the TV remote..
PACKET- What you do to a suitcase or K-Mart bag before you take a trip..
