Miss Smith and Little Billy's father were having a parent teacher conference. Miss Smith said to Little Billy's father, "Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son."
Little Billy's father asked, "What's that?"
"With grades like these, he couldn't possibly be cheating."
Did you hear about the Irish schoolboy who was studying Greek Mythology?
When the teacher asked him to name something that was half-man and half-beast he replied "Buffalo Bill."
