The teacher said, "Now class, we know their are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, and 365 days in a year, so who can tell me how many seconds there are in a year?"

All the kids looked baffled by the question except Buck, who raises his hand and waves it excitedly.

"Yes, Buck, how many seconds are there in a year?" the teacher asked.

Replied Buck, "Twelve, m'am. January second, February second, March  second..."