Andes is an after dinner mint.

The Balkans are an alien people on Star Trek.

The English Channel is a TV sitcom about Charles and Di.

The United Kingdom is a cultural theme park.

Butte Montana is Joe's new girlfriend.

Reno Nevada is what you get for being Attorney General.

The Tropic of Cancer is a sun screen lotion.

The $10,000 Pyramid is in Egypt.

The Ring of Fire is the center ring of Barnum and Bailey's Circus.

The Bermuda Triangle is a percussion instrument in a reggae band.

The Cumberland Gap gives out a pair of clogs with every set of jeans sold.

The International Dateline is a new cable TV network.

The Equator is a cartoon action figure.

The Continental Shelf is a specialty section of the supermarket.

An archipelago is a food stabilizer.

The Dust Bowl is Granny's old favorite dish.

A fault is what you find in other people.

A fjord is a Norwegian car.

A mantle is what goes over your fireplace.

Tide is a laundry detergent.

You can do a research paper to find out who killed the Dead Sea.