Anthony and Kathy married. Anthony thought this would be a modern marriage which meant equal roles for equal partners.

So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, Anthony brought Kathy breakfast in bed.

Kathy wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted scrambled!"

Undaunted, the next morning, Anthony brought his true love a scrambled egg.

Kathy wasn't having any of it. "Don't you think I like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"

Determined to please Kathy, the next morning he brought his true love two eggs - one scrambled and one poached. "Here, my love... enjoy!"

Kathy was furious, "You scrambled the wrong egg!"